Mome reads Mommy, My daughter's way to spell it when she was younger... It stuck. My son calls me Mome... just like it looks. I now sign all my notes to them "Love, Mome". It's our inside secret and makes them smile. I always want them to smile.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Funny Signs

This cough is killing me. The past two nights I've been awoken by my hacking cough and it's kept me up for hours in the middle of the night. Cough syrup isn't working. Tea (which I never drink) is soothing my throat, but the caffeine is keeping me up longer. Tonight I decided to fight the problem with Grand Marnier. I figure a splash or so in my tea should soothe my throat and help me sleep like a baby.

I stopped, on the way home from work, at the ABC store to get the Grand Marnier (or generic byproduct at half the cost) and saw the funniest sign. I wasn't clever enough to get a picture of it but it cracked me up. They obviously have had some theft issues and therefor are equipped with video surveillance equipment. On the exit door, on bright orange paper was a sign that read "Fix your make-up, Brush your hair. Stealing is against the law and we want you to look your best when your photo is aired on Crime Line." I had to stop and read that one. Then I looked for the camera. I wasn't stealing but...I surely wasn't looking my best either.

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