Mome reads Mommy, My daughter's way to spell it when she was younger... It stuck. My son calls me Mome... just like it looks. I now sign all my notes to them "Love, Mome". It's our inside secret and makes them smile. I always want them to smile.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Sacrificial Sock

It happens to anyone who does laundry. People have been talking about it for decades. Ever since the clothes washer and dryer were invented this problem has existed. To the best of my knowledge no on has ever solved this mystery. Some say "they" get lost in the washer. Under the drain ring, but I've never, personally, seen one retrieved. You know what I'm talking about.
The mystery of the missing socks. Where do they go and how do we prevent this from happening?

One company has stepped up to the challenge. Through extensive research and trial and error The Sacrificial Sock was born. With "smack talk" included.

Just in time for the Holidays. This is the perfect gift for the office "Secret Santas". Especially if your giving to any woman with children. It is a proven fact (by me) that the more socks you wash, the more socks you lose. The smack talk took a little getting used to. With phrases such as "Your lint trap is so full it makes you look like a chipmunk." and "Your momma was a cement mixer." Berating the dryer was hard at first. I've overcome my fear of talking to appliances and know that the socks are the real victims. I can do it for the socks.

Add this to you Holiday List for yourself and loved ones. It's sure to please all and makes a great stocking stuffer.

4 comments:

  1. "The Sacrificial Sock" has to go down as one of the great achievements of all time!!!

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  2. LOL...I'm with ya, where do they go? This is right up there with, how does lint get in your jean pockets? I mean, who put's it there. The jeans are washed....they are clean who's putting the dirty lint in the pockets?

    Sandy

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  3. haha nice one!! I hate it when a sock goes missing... it's almost as bad as my headphones. How headphones get tangled up in my pocket I'll never understand.

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  4. haha nice one!! I hate it when a sock goes missing... it's almost as bad as my headphones. How headphones get tangled up in my pocket I'll never understand.

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