Mome reads Mommy, My daughter's way to spell it when she was younger... It stuck. My son calls me Mome... just like it looks. I now sign all my notes to them "Love, Mome". It's our inside secret and makes them smile. I always want them to smile.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

What I Meant to Say ~ 1


I Came across this one today and couldn't pass it up. "What I Meant to Say" is hosted by Chief at Hiding from the Kids. I've seen some funny stuff on other's posts and just couldn't resist. I usually say what I mean but, sometimes, I hold back. Like if the kids are in the room. So here's what I would really like to say. Post yours and link up at Chief's place.

Mike (my wii fit trainer) says: "You have gained a little since last time. Any idea why that might be?

Me: I don't know.

What I meant to say... Look Butthead. Just be happy I'm here everyday. I know exactly what it is. It's late night munchies. The kids go to bed. Hubster is sleeping. I have a couple glasses of wine and then I want to eat and it's, like, 10 o'clock at night. You can either write me a script for some adipex diet pills to supress my late night appetitie, and then I can stay up all night harassing your a$$, or you can get off my back. Deal?

Now I feel so much better.

8 comments:

  1. That was soooo funny! I think those Wii Fit Trainers are sadistic jerks, LOL

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  2. those imaginary trainers are so damned pushy...

    I think its because they are lonely and have a superiority complex

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  3. Stopping by from Chief's...

    that is hilarious!!

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  4. Do you like your wii fit? I've been thinking about getting one.

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  5. I want to know why they don't have "because it's almost my period dumbass!" as one of the options. I just choose "I don't know" and get yelled at.

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  6. I want to know why they don't have "because it's almost my period dumbass!" as one of the options. I just choose "I don't know" and get yelled at.

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  7. Stopping by from Chief's...

    that is hilarious!!

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