I Came across this one today and couldn't pass it up. "What I Meant to Say" is hosted by Chief at Hiding from the Kids. I've seen some funny stuff on other's posts and just couldn't resist. I usually say what I mean but, sometimes, I hold back. Like if the kids are in the room. So here's what I would really like to say. Post yours and link up at Chief's place.
Mike (my wii fit trainer) says: "You have gained a little since last time. Any idea why that might be?
Me: I don't know.
What I meant to say... Look Butthead. Just be happy I'm here everyday. I know exactly what it is. It's late night munchies. The kids go to bed. Hubster is sleeping. I have a couple glasses of wine and then I want to eat and it's, like, 10 o'clock at night. You can either write me a script for some adipex diet pills to supress my late night appetitie, and then I can stay up all night harassing your a$$, or you can get off my back. Deal?
Now I feel so much better.
That was soooo funny! I think those Wii Fit Trainers are sadistic jerks, LOL
ReplyDeletethose imaginary trainers are so damned pushy...
ReplyDeleteI think its because they are lonely and have a superiority complex
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ReplyDeletethat is hilarious!!
Do you like your wii fit? I've been thinking about getting one.
ReplyDeleteI want to know why they don't have "because it's almost my period dumbass!" as one of the options. I just choose "I don't know" and get yelled at.
ReplyDeleteI want to know why they don't have "because it's almost my period dumbass!" as one of the options. I just choose "I don't know" and get yelled at.
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ReplyDeletethat is hilarious!!